There's a reason my tagline for the longest time was "Poke a douche a day, it's like Vitamin C for your mental health." and that's because there are douches EVERYWHERE!
Some guy just invited me to Puerto Rico this weekend. I don't know him, he doesn't know me, and when I said 'thanks but no fucking way, creepy shadow figure profile dude', he got really nasty. Luckily I had my douche-b-gone spray handy, and my rapier wit, and was able to repel him, leaving his testicles in a shriveled mass in his tighty whiteys.
The assholes make themselves just so damn hateable.
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I just don't get some people - they really can't read the profiles, can they?
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