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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Go get laid

All these twilight moms panting and drooling over this not quite a man are really making me nauseous...Edward is not the new Elvis, k? Go get laid.

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  1. Are you saying a guy like me should hang out at the theatre when a Twilight movie gets out?

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  2. I like Edward, but NOT that much!

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  3. Meh, neither of em appeal to me at all....I just roll my eyes when my daughter or bf's daughter talk about em.

    Psst...I watched Twilight and have the second movie downloaded, but I'll be damned if I can remember the vamp or wolf's names! I so hope no one shoots me for that!

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  4. @Edadian

    Put on some face powder and sprinkle some glitter on yourself, and they will be panting like bitches in heat. You may have to bite a couple of them to stay in character, but they like it, really.

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  5. @Pj

    Oh Pj...please tell me you were able to stop the addiction...

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  6. @Maxi

    My step sister and her daughter are both addicted, as well as several women that maintain blogs I see. I can't see the attraction. Why can't they just join a sex site liek the rest of us to get their jollies, instead of lusting after a boy in sparkles??

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  7. Hey - I said I didn't like him THAT much. Not enough to doodle his name all over everything. My "crushes" are Nicolas Cage and Jared Allen. But I know you don't like football, so I'll go with Nicolas Cage.

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  8. Escapist trash is what it is. The books creep me out - and one of the issues between myself and wifey, to be honest.

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  9. Doodling anyone's name once you are out of middle school is a little stalkerish actually...

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  10. I know your take on the books Nik, and while there are some that I like, they don't replace the real thing. OH, and I'm not goin gto pant over a guy who's not old enough to shave.

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